BIRTHER BANTER BUOYS BARBED BARON

In recognition of his contributions to the field of presidential humor, Donald Trump has been awarded the title of United States Jester Laureate.

Trump frequently acted as an informal advisor on whimsy and practical jokes during President Romney’s campaign. His formula of birther quips and snide jabs at the expense of ordinary, working Americans proved critical to Romney, who might otherwise have seemed wooden and remote.

Though Trump’s new post is ceremonial and currently conveys no legislative authority, it boasts an artist’s endowment annuity of $2.7 billion in Bain-Sankaty preferred shares.

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