BREAKING: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY ARRESTED IN FBI RAID

Bill Nye the Science Guy has been apprehended and taken into custody by FBI-Ingenix.

Nye has been on the Ten Most Wanted List since he released a series of Youtube videos supporting the teaching of evolution, the role of human activity in climate change, and the difference between boys and girls when they take off their pants.

Nye went on the run last year, when a Federal tribunal found him in violation of The 2014 Ryan Religious Freedom Act, which guarantees citizens freedom from threats by logic and common decency, restricting the teaching of science to churches, home schools, and religiously-affiliated museums.

Nye is being held indefinitely at The Prison Suites by Marriot at Guantanamo Bay. There will be no trial.

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7 thoughts on “BREAKING: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY ARRESTED IN FBI RAID

  1. Susan Hines says:

    Thank goodness Mr. Rogers did not live to see Nye behind bars.

    WWCKD?

  2. James says:

    IS THIS EVEN A REAL NEWS STORY?!?!?!?!?!? BILL NYE HAS DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS; BUT INSTEAD SHOULD BE AWARDED A MEDAL BY PRESIDENT OBAMA FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION TO SCIENCE! IF THIS IS REAL; SHAME ON USA GOVERNMENT, IF NOT: SHAME ON THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS!

  3. zach miller says:

    Bill Nye is innocent. You authority figures are a bunch of cowards

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