HOLIDAY UPDATE: LABOR’S NEW LOOK

The White House has announced that Labor Day will be getting a makeover, to bring it more into line with contemporary values. It will now be called “Monsanto Day.”

This is the latest in an initiative to privatize national holidays, which began in late 2013, with the outsourcing of the Mid-Winter Pharmaceuticals: ThanksGlaxo, Squibb-Mas, and New Year’s Day by SKF Pharma.

Since 1894, Labor Day has been recognized as a time to honor the contribution of workers to American society.

President Romney has long campaigned to divorce the day from these Socialist origins.

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One thought on “HOLIDAY UPDATE: LABOR’S NEW LOOK

  1. Susan says:

    Laughter, followed by that uncomfortable feeling.

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